she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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