So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
