I need help removing her.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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