Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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