Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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