so that wasnt chicken after all
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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