Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
