Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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