we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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