How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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