you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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