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(502): View more from Kentucky

You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It's a good cause. For your vagina.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache

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(310): View more from California

I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party

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(916): View more from California

10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.

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I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)

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