Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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