Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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