Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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