Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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