i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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