the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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