I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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