Sponge bath it is.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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