I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.