It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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