Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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