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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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