bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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