it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
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He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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