Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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