The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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