Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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