I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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