So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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