honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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