So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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