If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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