You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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