I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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