im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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