i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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