You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
only if we run a train.
done.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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