You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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