I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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