So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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