I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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