why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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