I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
