week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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