i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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