how can u be prego again
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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