Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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