The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Randomize