We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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