quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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