I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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