i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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