did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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