oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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